i'm quite the locksmith

thinking i was locked out of the house after getting home from work i decided to try and break in through the window. Didn't think it would work at first because they have screens on them. but at my first attempt the screen ended up coming off effortlessly and quietly. However, when i tried to lift the window i remembered i have the strength of quadriplegic. Feeling defeated i decided just to try and walk in the backdoor (which was locked) until while turning the knob the locked unclicked and the chain lock slid right out of the wall with little to no effort. Turns out their was nothing but a little bit a of leverage holding it there in the first place. If we didn't live on base I'd get nervous. Then again everyone is human and this base has its fair share of weirdo's and murderers it turns out according to the local news.